Red American Welcomes You
Committed to those that want to Leave the Greatest Country in the World
Red American is glad to provide those that hate American the chance to leave the country for free. We will pay all your expenses to move anywhere in the world. Grab your suitcase and we will send you to the place you think offers you a better life. We will give you the compassionate service you do not deserve. To learn more, simply browse through our site. Ps. You are required to give up your US Passport and never return.
About
Our Story
We love America. We know some people hate America. We want to help you leave so we can be rid of your whining and endless crticism of the greatest country in history.
Red American Services
Exceeding Your Expectations
Customer Support
Next Level Service
We want you to experience the impressive level of professionalism when working with Red American. All of our services, especially this one, exist to make your life easier and stress free. You can trust us to supply you with the best service in getting your sorry ass out of America.
Delivery of You to There
Here For You
This is one of our most popular services available. Free cab ride to the airport.We cannot wait for you to leave. So we want to eliminate any problems you might have with transportation. And of course we do not want you to miss your flight so we will get you to the airport on time.
Your flight and accomodations
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Once you arrive your new home we really could care less if you are satisifed. Your dumb enough to leave this great country you clearly have no idea about satisfaction or anything for that matter. But what should you care. You got to leave for free. So screw your satisfaction.
Online all the Time
Come Visit
We really want you to go on the long ride away from all of us......so email us anytime...let's get you out of here as soon as possible.
